Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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