ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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