I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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