What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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