You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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