just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I think I sprained my soul last night
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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