Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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