It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Life is so much better after having sex.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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