he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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