Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
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