awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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