jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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