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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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