We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
You left your underwear on the fireplace
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Terrible idea I love it
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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