Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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