Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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