At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
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