I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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