I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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