is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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