Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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