Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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