it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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