I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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