What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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