as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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