I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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