Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
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the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
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