ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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