Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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