She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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