I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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