I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
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