I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
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