I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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