yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
high people should be assigned attendants
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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