saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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