check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
he fucked my hip out of place.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
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