so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Randomize
