Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
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I can't imagine getting the duct tape off was a fun experience, so was it really worth it?
If she didn't appreciate the humour then she isn't worth keeping around anyways. It's a perfect screening process
Wow, mad tucking skills there. I'm sort of in awe.
Commitment to a joke us often unappreciated
Should have saved that for a later time.... Not the first time
"The Crying Game" anyone?
The defining statement is "she thought I was a girl the whole time". That would explain the crying. You were fishing in the wrong pond.
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