OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
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