I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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