therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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