Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
the liver wants what the liver wants
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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