I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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