How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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