She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Randomize
