Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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