Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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