Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Four minutes until I can fart!
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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