I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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