Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
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