Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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