its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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