I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Damn victory sex feels great
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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