She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Drake has all the answers
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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