After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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