erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
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