Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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