The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
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