Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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