It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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